'Merica Labz Liberty Ballz
Operation Hormone Freedom!
Proclaim LIBERTY throughout all the pants unto all the inhabitants thereof.” We print this screed as a testament to the power of Liberty Ballz to liberate balls, big and small, from the tyranny of beta-hood. The product contained herein is your declaration of ball-independence; a solemn proclamation to never again cast aside your balls to the prison of purses, watching The View, or drinking mocha Frappuccino. For now and forever, stand tall on the shoulders of giants who lost their balls to protect yours.
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